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candle guy Duftkerze | Your farts stink but I still love you.
candle guy Duftkerze | You’re stuck with me now.
candle guy Duftkerze | Look at you owning a home and shit.
candle guy Duftkerze | Look at you buying a house and shit.
candle guy Duftkerze | Bless this shitshow of a home.
candle guy Duftkerze | Happy new home. I hope your neighbors aren’t assholes.
candle guy Duftkerze | I can’t wait to poop in your new toilet.
candle guy Duftkerze | Please don’t do coke in the bathroom.
candle guy Duftkerze | Light me after you poop.
candle guy Duftkerze | Light before you shit.
candle guy Duftkerze | It’s official: you’re too cool for school now! Congrats!
candle guy Duftkerze | Be glad to finally be a grad. Congrats!
candle guy Duftkerze | Looks like you made it! Congrats!
candle guy Duftkerze | Congrats getting through the easy part of your life!
candle guy Duftkerze | Call it graduation, call it a beginning or, in your case, call it a miracle! Congrats.
candle guy Duftkerze | Look who turned out to be a clever little fucker.
candle guy Duftkerze | You made it!
candle guy Duftkerze | You’re graduating! Never always thought you would.
candle guy Duftkerze | Congratulations! Welcome to the real world.
candle guy Duftkerze | You graduated! Now you are like smart and stuff.
candle guy Duftkerze | Holy Shit, you actually graduated.
candle guy Duftkerze | Congratulations, Graduate! Now get the fuck out of my house.
candle guy Duftkerze | Congratulations, Graduate!
candle guy Duftkerze | Good luck squeezing a baby out of your fanny!
candle guy Duftkerze | You made a human! Let’s just think about it for a minute.
candle guy Duftkerze | Holy Shit, you’re pregnant!
candle guy Duftkerze | This is pretty gay.
candle guy Duftkerze | Pride is 365 days a year
candle guy Duftkerze | I like candles, the word fuck” and about three people.”
candle guy Duftkerze | You’re not old. You’re vintage.
candle guy Duftkerze | It’s time for the nasty nasty.
candle guy Duftkerze | You’re old as shit!
candle guy Duftkerze | Go ahead… touch it!
candle guy Duftkerze | Dirty hoe
candle guy Duftkerze | Your vagina deserves better!
candle guy Duftkerze | Your penis deserves better!
candle guy Duftkerze | My prettiest child gave me this candle.
candle guy Duftkerze | My prettiest son gave me this candle.
candle guy Duftkerze | My prettiest daughter gave me this candle.
candle guy Duftkerze | Dad, life is hard, but at least I’m not ugly.
candle guy Duftkerze | Look at you getting engaged and shit.
candle guy Duftkerze | Look at you having a kid and shit.
candle guy Duftkerze | Best dad and one smokin’ hot husband!
candle guy Duftkerze | Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.
candle guy Duftkerze | Married as fuck
candle guy Duftkerze | I wanna hear you moan
candle guy Duftkerze | Look at you getting a new place and shit.
candle guy Duftkerze | Look at you getting married and shit.