Candle with saying | Please don't fuck here. | Color: Brown

24,90 €

LIMITIERTE EDITION! Die Spruch Kerze "Bitte hier nicht ficken." brennt ultralange und duftet himmlisch – das perfekte Geschenk für dich oder andere.

✓ Exclusive brown edition – available for a limited time only
✓ 100% soy wax – burns cleanly and for a long time (up to 70 hours)
✓ Intense and long-lasting fragrance
✓ Natural, vegan, and cruelty-free
✓ Hand-poured with love
✓ Perfect as a gift – for yourself or others
✓ Dimensions: 8.5 cm height | 7 cm length | 7 cm width

It will arrive in 2-3 working days.

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30-day return policy
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We usually process your order the next business day and ship climate-neutrally with DHL GoGreen . Within Germany and Austria, delivery takes only 2–3 business days.

free shipping to Germany and Austria for orders over €59 .

Your candles will be packaged to prevent breakage , and you will receive a tracking number via email as soon as the package is on its way.

Our candles are made from high-quality soy wax and burn exceptionally cleanly and evenly. They have a burn time of approximately 70 hours . To ensure the delicate fragrance oils develop optimally and your candle stays beautiful for a long time, it should be lit until the entire surface is melted when first lit – this prevents tunneling.

Give your candle a little love: Regularly trim the wick to about 5 mm so the flame burns steadily and no soot is produced. Make sure to place it on a heat-resistant surface and never leave it burning unattended – this way you'll enjoy your candle guy candle for the longest time.

easily return it free of charge within 30 days

You can initiate the return online using our return form – simply enter your order number and email address. As soon as your candle arrives back with us, we will immediately refund the purchase price to the same payment method you used for the original purchase.

No other candle with an inscription burns longer.

Candle Guy candles not only smell fantastic, but they also burn for an extremely long time – up to 70 hours! During this time, you'll not only receive compliments on how wonderful your home smells, but you'll also be doing something good for the environment. No bees have to toil for Candle Guy candles! And paraffin, a petroleum product with a terrible climate footprint, is never used in our candles. At Candle Guy, everything is pure nature and free of unnecessary additives!

Our material of choice is 100% soy wax, derived from soybean oil. Under high pressure, this is transformed into a wax-like mass. Soy wax is the perfect base for truly high-quality scented candles. And that's precisely why candle guy candles burn beautifully, slowly, evenly, and naturally soot-free. 

Brown scented candle from candle guy with the imprint "The candle is really great." against a green background.
An enthusiastic man holds a white Candle Guy scented candle and looks at it with a beaming smile.

The coolest slogan candles on the planet

That look, the laughter, and the wonderful moment when you give someone a Candle Guy candle is priceless!

Candle Guy candles are exactly how life should be: a little wild, unconventional, and above all, never boring. This applies to what's inside our candles and even more so to what's written on them.

By the glow of Candle Guy candles, some of the world's wildest parties have been celebrated, best friendships forged forever, and some of the most passionate kisses of the last few decades exchanged. How do we know? Our satisfied customers told us.

With over 1000 different sayings, you're guaranteed to find the perfect candle for yourself or as a gift for friends, mothers, partners or colleagues!

The best scented candle with a saying

If there were such a thing as a purity law for scented candles, Candle Guy sets the standard. We completely forgo additives and dyes and work with 100% pure soy wax. For our fragrances, we use only high-quality fragrance compositions for a long-lasting, intense scent experience.

Our unique formula, made with the finest ingredients, ensures not only an exceptionally long burn time but also an intense fragrance from the first lighting to the last blowing out. The candle's high-quality fragrance composition fills the room and transports you to another place. That's what a truly magnificent scented candle should do!

One crucial ingredient is still missing: lots of love! Candle Guys pours their heart and soul into every fragrance creation, and each candle is entirely handmade. All of this combined results in nothing less than the best-smelling candle on the planet.

Brown scented candle from candle guy with the imprint "The candle is really great." against a green background.

About the inventor of the funny candles

Michael Murphy, founder of Candle Guy, sits next to a table with handmade scented candles with cheeky sayings inside the glass.

I'm Candle Guy.
I'm constantly asked how I came up with the idea. It's a very simple story: I saw a scented candle in my apartment and thought, "Why can't the candle be like me?" Sexy, a bit eco-friendly, yet smelling amazing, and always having a funny, usually inappropriate, saying on my lips? That's how Candle Guy was born!

If you have any questions or feedback for me, I'd love to hear from you! 

Michael James Murphy

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Ordering & Shipping

Your order will be shipped from our warehouse in Bavaria via DHL no later than the next business day. Within Germany, your package should therefore arrive within 2-3 days. Delivery often takes place the very next business day.

Shipping is free for orders over €59.
Shipping costs and delivery times vary depending on the delivery country.

country Delivery time Shipping
costs		 Free
Shipping
Germany 2-3 working days 4,90 € 59,- €
Belgium, Denmark, France, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Austria, Poland, Czech Republic 3 – 5 working days 6,90 € 59,- €
Italy, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Portugal, Sweden, Ireland 5 – 7 working days 7,90 € 59,- €
Bulgaria, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Croatia, Latvia, Lithuania, Norway, Romania, Malta, Hungary 5 – 7 working days 8,90 € 59,- €
Switzerland, United Kingdom 5 – 7 working days 9,90 € 59,- €

We deliver to the following countries:

Germany, Belgium, Denmark, France, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Austria, Poland, Czech Republic, Great Britain, Italy, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Portugal, Sweden, Ireland, Switzerland, Bulgaria, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Croatia, Latvia, Lithuania, Norway, Romania, Malta, Hungary

For deliveries to the USA, please order from our US shop at candle-guy.us .

In addition to PayPal, Amazon Pay, credit card, Apple Pay and Google Pay, invoice payment with Klarna is also available.

You can return your scented candle to us free of charge within 30 days. We will either refund the purchase price or you can simply choose a different scent.

Returns are always free.

to return the goods to us within 30 days

Of course, we deliver to Switzerland tax-free. Once you have entered your Swiss address at checkout, you will see all prices without tax.

Please note that for deliveries to Switzerland, additional taxes or costs (e.g. customs duties) will apply, which are not collected or invoiced by us, but must be paid by you directly to the relevant customs or tax authorities. 

candles 

Our candles are made from 100% soy wax, making them particularly eco-friendly and vegan. Only candles made from 100% soy wax (no blends) burn exceptionally long and evenly. And only soy wax can absorb the maximum amount of fragrance oils to create an intense and long-lasting scent experience. 

We use 100% soy wax and only natural ingredients and essential oils. Our candles contain the maximum amount of fragrance oil: 10%. This allows them to burn for up to 70 hours and provide an intense fragrance from start to finish. To ensure the highest possible quality, our candles are also hand-poured. 

Cheaper candles are often made with wax blends or poured with very inexpensive waxes such as paraffin wax (a waste product of the petroleum industry). Furthermore, inexpensive candles typically contain synthetic fragrances. They are also usually produced by machine, not by hand.

Our candles are a bit more expensive - but in return you get an excellent scented candle with an extremely long burning time.

Our 200ml candles burn for up to 70 hours. It's important that you follow our candle care instructions.

The candle will only burn for as long as necessary if the wick is trimmed sufficiently and the maximum burning time is observed. The correct location for the candle is also important to achieve the longest possible burning time.

CANDLE CARE INSTRUCTIONS

 

We only use soy wax and fragrance oils. That's it.

Our candles do not contain any other additives such as dyes, synthetic fragrances or other additives. 

We produce all our candles ourselves in Germany and the USA. Each fragrance recipe is individually blended by us, and the candles are hand-poured. To ensure the highest possible quality and care, we rely on meticulous handcrafting in every step of the process. 

There is no specific timeframe for using your candle. However, we recommend using it within one year. Otherwise, the fragrance intensity may be affected.

Important information about our soy wax candles with sayings

Please note that candles should never be left burning unattended and must always be kept away from flammable materials. Place the candle only on heat-resistant surfaces and ensure it is out of reach of children and pets. Extinguish the flame carefully without blowing on it to avoid sparks. Trim the wick regularly to 1 cm to minimize soot buildup. Use the candle only as intended to avoid any risks.

Allergy advice

This candle contains fragrances that may cause allergic reactions in sensitized individuals. People with known fragrance allergies or sensitive skin should avoid direct contact with the released substances and perform a patch test before using the candle. If skin irritation, breathing difficulties, or other adverse reactions occur, discontinue use immediately and seek medical advice if necessary.

Note regarding the wax surface

Our candles are made from 100% pure soy wax – a natural material that reacts to temperature changes. This can occasionally result in visible shadows, slight color variations, or small air bubbles, especially since we deliberately use no additives and the transparent glass reveals every natural change.

These minor visual effects are not a defect, but rather a sign of genuine, unadulterated natural wax. The burning quality remains perfect at all times. Once the candle has burned for a few minutes, the surface becomes smooth and even again due to the heat.

Manufacturer information

candle guy®
Römerstraße 1
85139 Wettstetten
GERMANY

Email: service@candle-guy.com
Telephone: +49(0)84195354848

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Brown candle with the inscription "Please don't fuck here." in the studio
Candle with saying | Please don't fuck here. | Color: Brown
24,90 €